You Shuckled All Night Long
Lyrics ©2008 by The Alte Rockers

She was a text machine, she studied kiddushin
She was the frummest damned woman that you ever seen

She braid a challah tight, benched the licht just right
Dipped a candle in her yayin every Saturday night

Skirts down to there, a shmatte covered her hair 
She sang "L'cha Dodi" but I was already there

Cause I get that tension, When she starts benchin’
The wine’s not quenchin’ / my thirst for your attention, baby--
You--shuckled all night long.  
Yes you…shuckled all night long.

She rocked side to side, she did the Satmar slide
She’s gonna break the gates of heaven 
‘Cause her hips are wide

Then she strapped one on with a leather thong
What she did with those tefillin was wrong, wrong, wrong

She davven double time, she never skips a line
I'm gonna slip through that mechitza, 
Make her mine, all mine

'Cause the siddur was shaking, the spine was breaking
And I was faking the Hebrew, maybe, but you
Shuckled all night long.